It’s been 9 fucking days
If i don’t get a blowjob soon I’m gonna kill someone
If i don’t get a blowjob soon I’m gonna kill someone
Wonder Woman Swimsuit
This custom-fitted swimsuit is sold on Etsy.
oh my gaaaa i wish i had the money for this
(via procrastimasturbation)
(via procrastimasturbation)
(via mr-derp-herpin)
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Except Thursday and fridays
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once again (like always), as soon as I made up the decision that I would stop liking someone here comes my brain shouting “OHHHH HELL NO! Ur going to have this dream that makes u basically OBSESS over this girl” so here was the dream:
Me, Nicole (my “crush”) and her best friend were at school doing stuff I can’t remember….actually I can’t remember most of it so here’s the main part. They both came over to my house (not for a threesome you perverts), and they wanted to borrow my car to go to a concert. I initially was going to say yes but then I realized that my dad would flip if he woke up and a car was missing, so unfortunately I had to say no. Anyone who knows Nicole knows that she doesn’t like to be touched, so this is why this part is weird. When I was telling them bye it was me and Nicole in the garage while her friend was in her house. So I went to hug her and she like bear hugged me and she was all happy and smiley and we hugged for like 10 minutes and I told her how great this was and then she just looked up and smiled at me.
PAUSE
Okay so for those of you who are just starting to read this blog are probably thinking “what the hell is so bad about this? It sounds cute” well as cute as this sounds, I have a girlfriend of over two years……..not so cute now is it?
PLAY
So we just continue to look into each other eyes and just stay there (yes this sounds like a romantic, mushy gushy movie but SHHHH the good parts coming) so I start to go in for the kiss and she goes in but then I remember IM DATING SOMEONE. So I just turn away and go inside.
Call me a bad guy for saying this but, I really wanted that kiss like ALOT. That has been the only thing going through my mind all day was looking down her going in for the kiss. Some people may think “why didn’t u do it? It was just a dream” well thank goodness that I know this now, but my subconscious, my deepest desires, won’t even let me cheat because that’s something I’ve always struggled with. Wether I was capable of cheating
I must be crazy cause I’m talking to myself on here